Laser engraved keychain reads WE WILL DANCE ON THE GRAVES OF THE PATRIARCHY AND DRINK THE BITTER TEARS OF MEDIOCRE MEN.

Note, we don't have anything against mediocre men per se. Just mediocre men put in charge of things that exemplary non-men should be in charge of. YOU KNOW WHAT WE MEAN.

Black with white type. Metal.

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